If it does, then I will treat the bowl with salt and alcohol. It is light and elegant and may well become a favourite for smoking whilst walking the dogs.
My dating life followed a very specific pattern in my early 20s.
I marched back into the bar, sat down next to writer guy, and ordered myself a drink.
His name was Will*, and he was a theater actor with a side hustle as a carpenter, and a slight Texan drawl. We immediately bonded over our love of cheap beer, theater, and Johnny Cash.
After my usual pattern had failed to land me a rom-com boyfriend, I’d decided to go in the opposite direction by taking a dating hiatus.