Pew Research reports that never married Jewish women are mothers to only 0.2 children on average by ages 40 to 59.
If you're gonna date one of us, there are some things that you will definitely have to get used to. I make the best matzo ball soup ever, but I'm not trying to cook for other people. We are not strangers to every type of chemical straightening on the planet.
We're not gonna eat anything with shellfish, but we LOVE sush. Most of us have them in the classic turquoise, and we all got them in Israel. And it was the best summer/semester/year/10 days of our life!
And if you come to one of our family meals, you better come hungry and wear pants with a stretchy waistband.
The weather, our hair, our new Canada Goose jacket getting dirty…we love to complain.
I'm pretty sure Jewish girls are a species all their own. They have years and years of inside jokes that they can convey with just a look. My cousin probably knows your sister's best friend. Unless you want to have second dinner at like 10 p.m.?